blacksupervillain:

therealdjqualls:

I usually stay far away from Esquire but this piece is excellent.

even esquire is out he slamming the new york times

“He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.”
— from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via 2cc48a)

hungry-horny-feminist:

anarcho-queer:

america-wakiewakie:

lose-yourself-in-my-thoughts:

america-wakiewakie:

Ya’ll really think Democrats give a shit about the poor? The Koolaid is strong.

it ain’t about democrats or republics, it’s rich people who don’t care

Elected Democrats and Republicans are primarily rich people who don’t care.

^^

Please educate yourself and vote in the upcoming election. It is much more important than a Presidential election, but has horrible turn out. Please use your power as a citizen to get people in office that give a fuck. 

laanotetofollowso:

mercurymeals:

So perfect

basically all of my favorite foods

laanotetofollowso:

mercurymeals:

So perfect

basically all of my favorite foods

epicleicaness:

doctorofdragons:

Jon Stewart wins over O’Reilly ever single time. 

BURN

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

babeobaggins:

I’ve never been this happy

babeobaggins:

I’ve never been this happy

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

image

notseerofsarcasm:

nyehridan-artpora:

kelpmonger:

fuckyeahatheism:

A few months ago, this preacher guy (Preacher Tom, for anyone who might have had a similar experience with the guy) came to my campus and started spewing hateful and judgmental things at passers-by. Knowing he would be back, I created Zealous Preacher Bingo cards, with a few friends’ suggestions for spaces. We gave out candy to anyone who won.

I love how “Yelling” is the free space

i tried not to reblog

i really did

but then

whoops

I am 100% making this and keeping a stock of 20 in my bag. These guys are at our union ALL THE TIME.